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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

When Nature Calls

Never torture a kid by asking him to recite the alphabet. I think the teacher a bit siao lor.

Alphabet
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"

The teacher says, "Yes, but only after you recite the alphabet Johnny."

Little Johnny says, "Fine" and quickly babbles out: "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO_QRSTUVWXYZ!!!"

The teacher asks, "Where is the P?"

Johnny screams, "IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEG!!! PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"

2 comments:

Kikey said...

haha.. thanks for sharing! is funny!! :D

Ping Ping said...

kesian dia hor???lol..crazy teacher..some more ask ppl to recite alphabet. T.T