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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Ask, before you eat

This is why you should always ask before you eat or take anything.


Yummy Peanuts

A tour bus driver has a bus full of senior citizens.

As he's driving, the bus driver gets tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully eats.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch of peanuts, the bus driver asks the little old lady why she doesn't eat them.

"We can't chew them because we've got no teeth", she says.

So, the puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The little old lady replies, "We just love the chocolate around them!!"

Hahahahahahaa. Still laughing thinking about it. Damn lawak. Reminds me of my sis who ate the chicken bone that I already licked. =P Damn it was gross la to think about it with your eyes close and imagining it. Ewwww

3 comments:

Suzette said...

Hahaha! Really funny...

Chobits said...

LOL, is funny!!
I can share this joke with my friends.
You are so bad, luckily i don't have chance to eat the food you give to me..>.<

Ping Ping said...

suzette: ya la...until now I think of it also I feel like laughing. Die..should not think of it. Later I keep thinking of it and keep laughing to myself..

chobit: hahahahah.. =P No la..i din give her..i put back on the plate and she just take and makan. We were talking ma...so din pay attention to her eating la... =P