BUMP-ers' Ops Kentang

As I’ve mentioned about this Mister Potato’s contest to “Snack your way to Old Trafford” previously, I am going to show you how I can secure my place to go to Old Trafford by being one of those top 30 people with highest point. That’s not it. I AM GOING TO WIN THAT RM5k (for top 5 points collector) as well. Yes, I am THAT greedy. =P

What points ar?
The points I am suppose to collect are these

160g canister red paper seal = 3 points
85g bag = 2 point
55g bag = 1 point

The period of collecting it will be from 1st June to 30th October 2008. After collecting all we have to do is mail it monthly (to win monthly prizes) or sekali gus (heh, makes people happy cause got a lot.) Don’t worry hor, the tickets and RM5k will only be rewarded at the end of the contest after counting the total amount of points collected throughout the whole contest so you mail it monthly or sekali gus also nevermind. I suggest monthly la. Win more freebies mar. The more the merrier. (or so.)

PS: Check out what is the freebies at Mister Potato’s website. The super cool website. I like. =)

What sparks our plan?
So, to collect those points, I can’t possibly consume so much Mister Potato right? You want me to have 5 meals of Mister Potato daily ar? As yummy as it is, I can’t.. You give me bird nest, sharks fin everyday also I cannot eat okay? (Now I know why those ‘tai-tai’ on television say eat until they don’t want.)

With my team, we had to come up with an idea that will benefit all of us and all of us will have something to do. Problem is, we are all living far far away from each other. To chat online is already a problem (12 hours difference between us and Justina) , let alone meet up. Nothing is impossible so we came up with a plan that not only will keep everyone in the project, we make full use of our location!

Group Name
But before that, we have to come up with a group name and Pinkpau immediately thought of this and yes, it was the first name suggested and the only name accepted. We are the B.U.M.P. team? What is B.U.M.P. la? Hey, don’t underestimate it, it has very meaningful explanation. B.U.M.P stands for Bloggers Unite For Mister Potato. How touching? Go get yourself and tissue and don’t wet my blog.

Let’s continue with what gives us the idea to the plan. Justina told us about the police force in New York and we came up with this idea. We name this game plan….. “OPS Kentang”, so very the Malaysian one.

Tsk tsk tsk, greedy betul. So big mia donut, share share cannot ar? Seorang, sekali kaki naik to eat.

Why hor, do we always see in cartoons like The Simpsons with donut in it? Have you ever thought of it? Never leh? Donut really that good meh? There’s untold story la. Apparently, donut and the US police are always put together (US police=donuts) so donut became super famous la. That explains this picture. Imagine if you go to a costume party in US and you go as a cop, make sure you take donut with you lor. Else tak sah. Why are they always linked? Kononnya they get sponsors la. Ahem.

Our plan

We are going to make a win-win-win plan with Mister Potato’s company, the police and us. Heh, three win cause three parties involved. We decided to propose to Mister Potato a plan whereby throughout the contest, they sponsor our Polis Diraja Malaysia with Mister Potato. Our plan is that the company provide each police officer with 10 packets and 5 tubes of Mister Potato each month, both as a morale booster to our police force and also to gain free publicity! Imagine in future the show like “Gerak Khas” on TV3 will have their polis minum petang with Mister Potato. Lol, my line damn lawaks.

Don’t play play, we even come up with a logo for that competition. With tagline. Nah.
And of course we won’t ask for money for the idea (unless they offer =P I don’t say no to money that comes my way, do you?), just the rights to collect those seals and packs from the police station. Hiak, hiak, hiak. Who can beat us to winning the RM5k and the trip? Who? Who? You? Come on.....

Why should Mister Potato provide free potato chips and how would it benefit Mister Potato?
Ya lor, why ar? Check them out at Justina’s blog.

What this AgentPink must do?
Unfortunately, I do not get to do some secret job like go spy on some rich tai tai got curang or not. I would have to collect the seals from states Kedah, Penang, Perak, Perlis, Kelantan and Terengganu. Yes, THEY STATED THE STATES FOR ME OKAY? I know I am terrible with maps. I know Penang and Johore only. One is the last state and one is my own state. =D

So how ar? My driving skills will kiss butts (car butts! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?).

Langgar pokok!!! Damn comel la this one. See my big head. =P Lol, must stick my head out of the roof. Lawak extreme. Poor car and poor tree.
Although budget airline say everyone can fly, you think no need $$ ar?

I can’t possibly take bus (@_@) and planes to each of the states all the time. So HOW?


Why we must always keep good relationship with people around us?
This is when friends come in handy, right my friends? My close buddies who will be going to university soon will be my ‘officers’ in those states. I will set police station which are near to the universities as the collection point so that my friends can help to monitor and keep those seals. I will give them their ‘salary’ with the RM5k I win.
(Reason 1)

And then, this is why I love my mum for being in the shipping line. No la, not gonna ship the seals back. She will help me to get in touch with those lorry drivers who will be delivering goods to these states to bring my seals back for me every two months (yes, I am focusing on the bigger prize. =P). Yay yay, and I don’t even have to go there myself!!!
(Reason 2)

And the lorry people will not overcharge her cause they have been in this business with her for years. Since I baby cute cute time okay? Now not cute anymore la.
(Reason 3)

Ps: You still have to keep a good relationship with people though you don’t need their help. *trying to sound as morally well-behave as possible* Who knows you might need their help in future right? (plan gagal extreme. T.T)

Anyway, once collected all the seals, we will then send the seals to our “main office” and then submit all of it to claim our tickets.

Fun Facts

Once our seals are all collected and sent, how can we not win I ask you. Together we stand, divided we fall. This is what we are going to do. We are going to stay united and be unbeatable. Seriously, can you beat that number of seals we collect?

Yeah!!!! If we win more than one ticket for ourselves, we can even reward one of the Polis Mithali a ticket to go with us!! =)

Man U fansee, you ought to do better cause seriously, there’s only 24 tickets left if we decided to just win one each. You can ask for my help if you want me to spare you one ticket. I am a good good person.

What? I tak kenal itu so-called entau football guy so what? Cannot go drool ar? I know David Beckham. HAH! Got nothing to say already is it? *beams and walked away with 'air'*

In Future

Curious to know what my other team mate has to do? You just have to read their blogs! It just gets better
PinkPau
Clare
Bryan
Justina
Mr.B

Now while you scratch your head and think of how to outbeat us, let me enjoy my Mister Potato. I tell you, really damn crunchy one lor. Walao, finished the whole packet. -.- With sis’s bf. Heh, want to see a pic of him eating Mister Potato? I cannot post, he say if I post, must pay for advertisement fees. Cekik darah one. Tak dress up pun for the picture. Chieh.

ps: Bwahahahaha. This post is like long kept as a draft and guess what??? It was written before more than 15 post. Freaking 15 post leh. I either blog a lot or we really waited for a LONG time to get it up. Hope you guys like the idea, I love it.

Ops Kentang MAN SUI!!!! (Thousand years old?)

pps: For the pictures with word, I guess you would have to click on it to enlarge. Blogspot keep resizing my pictures. T.T Got any method to enlarge it? Must read the words on the pictures. I likey one.

ppps: If you are a nuffnanger, can nang my post if you like it.